“Yes, my fellow Nigerians. Quite
a number of you smell. Be it body or mouth odour, but it has become a threat to
social existence in our society, because some of you are so selfish and too
wicked to bother about personal hygiene.
“With or without
anti-perspirants, shave your armpit hair.
“Mouth odour is an epidemic. Is
it our food or our weather? Are people using cheap toothpaste? What is it? If I
meet 10 people in a day at least seven of them have some kind of funny breath.
“For those of you with mouth
odor, please follow this rules.
“Rule number 1. Abeg, do not use
your toothbrush for more than a month. Use good toothpaste o, fluoride
toothpaste. Use dental floss. You no sabi use floss? Search for the
instructions on YouTube. Use Mouth-wash frequently. Tongue-scrapper/cleaner comes
in handy as well.
“During the day buy and chew the
sugar-free healthy mint gums if you go out to socialise. You can’t go wrong! So
that’s it o!! I’ve done my part to help you people o. I’m neither a doctor nor
a health specialist, I’m just a guy who has had experiences and does not joke
with personal hygiene – whether it concerns me or others.”
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